Saturday, October 13, 2007

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. What's the matter, you look depressed." Senghaw
"I'm having trouble with my wife." replied Tom
"What happened?" asked Senghaw
"She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."replied tom
"But that ought to make you happy since u doesnt like ur wife.' replied Tom

"It did, but today is the last day." SengHaw replied

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One day at school,

Teacher: How do you all find my way of teaching? Let's say, XiaoMing, you answer me.
XiaoMing: Very good!
Teacher: (Smiling) So will you recommend me to your friends?
XiaoMing: Definitely!
Teacher: Good! Good! Why would you do so?
XiaoMing: To sabo them.....
Teacher: ....

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1 day...

policeman : why didn't you pass the lost diamond ring to police?
john: cos i found it
policeman : but it does not belong to you
john:WHO SAY,the hav 2word ... for you

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Interview to Millionaire:To who do you owe as a millionaire..

Millionaire:i owe everything to My Wife..

Interviewer:Wow!She must be some women..what were u before u married her?

Millionaire:A billionaire

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mom and her son watching discovery channel

son: mom, what is middle age?
mom: errrr....*think think*
son: nevermind mom i know already. middle age is half way to death ^^

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A girl from Tibet went for a job interview. To test her English,Boss ask her to create sentences with: green, pink yellow, blue, white, purple & black.
She answerd:The phone GREEN GREEN, so i go & PINK up the phone & say YELLOW, BLUES that? WHITE did you say? Wrong number? Don't PURPLELY kacau me & don't call BLACK!
Boss say: U can go black now & wait for the phone green green.

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Miss universe contest the 3 finalist are Singapore America England
Judge: name me an elcetronic appliances that the name start with "L"
Miss America: Lamps
Miss England:Light bulbs
Miss Singapore: Ladio!!

Judge: name me an fruit that the name start with "L"
Miss America:Longan
Miss England:Lychee
Miss Singapore:Liewlian!!

Judge: name me an organs that the name start with "L"
Miss America:Livers
Miss England:lungs
Miss Singapore: LOL i got 2!!! Lan pa and Lan Jiao XD
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When a American fart, he says, "Excuse me."
When a British fart, he says, "Pardon me."
When a Singaporean fart, he says, "Not me."

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1 phycologist conduct a test on men from different continent.
he will leave 3 man from 3 different place on an deserted island and grunts them 1 wish b4 he put them there.

American: i wan 365 chio bu. every day do it 1 XD
English man: i wan 1 year supply of beer!!
Singaporean Ah Beng: 1 wan 1 year supply of cigarette.

1 year later the phycologist go see wha happen to 3 man

American: now i know the meaning of over population. baby anyone?
English Man: Hail to the beer!!! Queen drink sea water!!!!!!BURP!!!!!
Ah Beng: Kanasai no lighter!!!!

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all know Paris Hilton is very blur celebraties right?

1 day paris hilton walk into outdoor activity equipment shop

she saw ice fishing equipemts and become very intrested in going ice fishing
so she buy the equipment set and set off to fisn a good spot for fishing.

drive a few mile from city she found very nice frozen pool. she sit down on te east side of pond drill a hole on frozen surface and start to fish.

she wait for the fish to eat the bait for 1 hour then heard a voice shout at her.

Voice: DO NOT FISH HERE!!!!

Paris Hilton think to herself: omg god must be kind saw me and tell me to go else where to fish.

so she walk to west side of the pond and drill anotehr hole and start to fish.

2 hours later the same voice said to er again.

Voice: DO NOT FISH HERE!!!!

so paris hilton obey the voice again. now she walk to the centre of the pond and start to fish.

after waiting for 3 hour with out a single fish...

the same voice shout at her :F*** I SAY DO NOT FISH HERE!!!! FOR GOD SAKE IT'S MY SWIMMING POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I am very rich. Marry me!"

"That's Direct Marketing"

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.One of your friends goes
up to her and pointing at you says,He's very rich. Marry him."

"That's Advertising."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

"That's Telemarketing."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"

"That's Public Relations."

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."

"That's Brand Recognition."

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say,"I'm rich. Marry me"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

"That's Customer Feedback."

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Made in Japan

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.

The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.

A Toyota Camry overtook t he taxi.....zoom....

Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan!
Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia .

Driver: yah....

After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.

Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in Japan! Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia

Driver: yah....yah...

After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !

Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made
in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia

Driver: yah...yah...yah....!

Arriving at the airport,the Jap is about to pay the taxi driver.

Jap: How much?

Driver: RM150/-

Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge ! !

Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....
very fast!.... Made in Japan!

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A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The
teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3
and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"

The teacher took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the
outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed
to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and
behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The conditions were
explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
H! arry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1
student should know.

The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to Primary 3."

The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"
The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?"
Harry: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (The
principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do when a man steps in?"
Harry: "Pants."

Teacher: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal's eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Coconut."

Teacher: "What goes in hard ! and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and
dog do
on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do." Who am I?
Harry: "A Tent."

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first." What am I? (Principal was looking restless
and a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
me, I feel good." What am I?
Harry: "A Nose."

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver." What am I?
Harry: "An Arrow."

Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this
*** in Primary 6! I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."

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Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning.

Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.

The Head Gangster says:
"Okay, well, at least we can eat it."

So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second Safety deposit box and there sits another pudding. They decide to devour it too.

Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes.

Disappointed the head gangster said:
"Well, at least they left something for us to eat"

The next day, while listening to the news they hear:
"Yesterday the largest sp-erm bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people."

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Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!

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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble.

In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the
last parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said,

"Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with
my back pack."

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your bag to the office. Why?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you.

Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 'What other problem can there be greater than this one?'

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Pregnancy Help-Line

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's ***?
A: Childbirth.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a
supermodel?
A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him).

Q: How long is the average woman in labor?
A: Whatever she says divided by two.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is
in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A: When you see teeth marks.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.... Maybe!

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Top 10 ways to harass a telemarketer

10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you sked
because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...."

9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.

8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.

7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?"

6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you are just about to file for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.

5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you a case of beer and some chips.

4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you.
When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.

3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When he telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!"

2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"

And first and foremost:

1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

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Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

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Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
humour.

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Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

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One bangalah, one chinese , one english was at the rooftop of the building which gonna' be blasted.

The Chinese jumped down , and shout 'A mit tuo fo' [however you spell that]
The chinese jumped smoothly and never die.

The English jumped and shout , ' God Bless me ' . Same to him he is safe.

The bangalah jumped and tried to copy the english man , 'God BLAST me' . died.

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One Bangalah, One chinese and one english once again is on a helicopter which gonna' explode. Bottom is a forest full of shape leaves.

The chinese jumped and shouted , '神阿，救救我阿‘.
He is safe.

The English man jumped and shouted , 'God SAVE me'.
He is safe .

The Bangalah tried to copy the english man and he jumped and shouted, 'God Shave me!'
He jumped and all the leaves shave his hair and he is now semi botak'

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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to the Lord, which read:

Dear Lord,
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those jerks deducted $95....

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Customer: What P?
Support: The P on your keyboard.
Customer: What do you mean?
Support: P on your keyboard.
Customer: I'm not going to do that!

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-WR-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-NW-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-~-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.

A-S-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh~t and As*kissing that will put you over the top.

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Sunday, September 02, 2007

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes you could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to
Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and you want to talk
to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan
that our brother was involved in an accident.
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one
was sent to the hospital from the accident that
is'nt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time
for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me
your name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr
and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori!
Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your
name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum
Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum
Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the
company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh I'm so scared(sarcastically). Look I
dont care about your uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog
and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No, Avery Buddy just married my
aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of your
aunt screws everybody and i also know that not
everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sister!

Mr. Sori : I don't know which one is your sis! Why
in God's name you think i do!?
Look i got work to do and if i'm feeling
mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system
saying.

"Attention, someone called and said that anyones
brother just got involved in an accident.
But not to worry no one got injured and no one was
sent to the hospital.
But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The
father maybe a somebody but if you're their uncle,
you're a nobody.
"How bout that!?

toot..........toot.........toot.......

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

veri long nv post so post a longer one.. lols..

went tuh ps today.. actually is go work today de.. den too tired from ytd work.. wad da fcuk? den i fall sick today lohs.. sad.. =( da pay is lyk 5.50 per hr.. and den they call u do from 5 to 11.. 5 to 7 is still ok.. 7 to 11 is hell.. is at goodwood hotel.. 1st dish cold plate.. kk.. -.- fuggin heavy can.. 2nd dish sharkfin.. tat one still must serve to them lerx.. 3rd dish is duck don noe wad wad lahs.. dat one fuggin hot.. anyway.. is fuggin heavy oso.. when on da way back.. i saw someone break the whole plate of duck.. lols.. i was lyk wanting to laugh nv.. cannot b so chek arh.. 4th dish is fish.. wah lao.. ppl other table only cut to 8 to 10 piece only.. den need cut properly de.. den my table need to cut 11 piece! im a noob.. y i get so many ppl de table.. den hor.. i forget to take the knife so.. when i turn back to take the knife.. THE FISH HEAD IS GONE!! the stupid kid took it away in split second.. lucky manager didnt c the fish head gone.. lols.. dey drink soft drink lyk water tank.. cheebong.. hand cramp.. 5th dish is vege.. wah lao.. tat one neeed to serve to them plate by plate den i walk away with it.. walao.. backache sia.. 6th dish is fried prawn.. veri yummy.. want to kope.. but cannot lerx.. they got count.. lols.. xP.. this dish i tot don nid serve so i geng abit.. lols.. just put and walk away.. shag sia.. veri tired.. den hor.. 7th dish is da udon fried noodle with black pepper.. oso needa serve.. kao.. im a complete noob lohs.. i so gan chiong.. -.-.. somemore.. my table all kiddo.. wad da fuck.. 11 ppl.. TAT TABLE SUSPOSE TO B A RESERVE TABLE BUT WHY IS IT FULL!! IT IS TOO MUCH FOR A NOOB LYK MI TO HANDLE.. MAN! I DIDNT GO FOR ANY TRAINING COURSE U NOE?? IS DIFF U NOE?? LOLS.. and then they holdin a banquet den not enough ppl.. walao.. den b4 tat nite i called my fren to work oso.. den at 3.30pm call them.. they mia.. wad da fkkkk.. 60buck gone.. got fine de.. nvm lahs.. he oso pay mi back liao.. so don care tat much lohs.. hahas.. nvm lahs.. don noe don care.. don wan work already.. just wan to wait for my tat handphone job interview to call mi.. anyway i oso noe the person lahs. my mum oso noe.. =.=.. so ok abit.. hmms.. 5buck only.. but still ok cox not tat diff.. just wait for ppl to come den u ask them talk cock sing song.. lols.. xP..

den today hor.. early morning she call mi.. darr darr.. band ppl call mi.. -.-ll.. is lyk.. i told her.. "ah hurh?.. u r goin back today den y are u so anxious?? lols.." den she just agree and went back to sleep.. wad a beatifully pair of pig we are.. we love to slp.. previous day i slp from 2am to 4pm.. goodness mama cow.. not my fault.. xP.. im born lyk tat.. den she got real piss off at mi.. hahas.. started complaining.. *nagnagnag* but she's cute! always wan tuh b lame but cannot.. den i start laughin at her den she veri sian diao den put up that face.. hahas.. ops.. forget le.. talkin bout today.. den today after the person call.. she went back to slp.. den at 12 she wake mi up again.. den we went ps for awhile b4 she went back indo.. went to ps walk around.. startin im feelin ok u noe? den after awhile.. after eatin the fuggin kfc.. -.-.. i bcome sick.. 1 zinger 1 bandito.. hello darr? don treat mi lyk a dustbin lerx.. keep forcin food to mi de.. hahas.. den after tat hor.. cox ytd got work den go some money den top up some money den go back ring for mi and my darr lohs.. wahahas.. type so long hand veri tired shia.. lols.. go make da ring liao den we go ajisen ramen eat.. come on lahs! is lyk.. wad da fk.. EXTRA BIG BOWL is no diff from a NORMAL BOWL!! SO DON GET CON LYK MI K? lols.. when we are eating.. i keep starin at her.. wow.. she reali can eat alot.. -.-.. amazing appetite.. lols..not tat amazing lahs.. i train her to eat so much de.. every week almost oso got 1 daay go buffet de.. hardcore sia.. lols.. xP.. veri sian ah.. den took the ring liao hor.. help her put on.. den she help mi put on.. how loving**.. lols.. the ring veri cute lerx.. can move de.. hahas.. veri ex lerx.. -.-.. wah lao.. nvm lahs.. hahas.. xP.. she lyk can le.. kk.. i veri tired le.. hand numb liao type so much.. veri veri long.. wahahas.. kk.. quit being lame.. cya guys.. love ya peeps.. kk..

show ur some foto of the ring and!!!
THE PIX OF HER AND MI! LOLS.. DON LYK DEN PRESS [X].. Xp

OHYA OHYA.. at da arcade hor.. she saw this veri veri big plush toy hor.. den she lyk it veri much.. den spend 10buck oso cant hook up.. bian qian de.. lols.. so i told her next time just buy for her.. lols.. den 1 more pix hor.. cox mi and her siao marhs.. go eat family feast.. she reali can eat alot sia.. hahas.. den after tat cant finish.. DA BAO! lols.. den i make her carry it.. so auntie.. xP..

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Friday, November 03, 2006

LOLS!

tis is some serious laughing shit i found ytd night surfin utube.. xP

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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

if u wan to view it without the blog music.. den press the red cross and press the play buttom from below.. tis song is crazy.. o_-

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Sunday, October 08, 2006

haiis.. finally graduate alreadyy.. d0n n0e why lyk veri empty lyk tat.. nvm lahs.. is lyk we spend 2 years together den n0w we are 0n our own le.. when we lo0k back.. we'll still have the smile on the face and say.. *hahas， 4e3 the bloody indians + the insane china.. * cya guys soon.. on our last test.. test of intelligent.. LOL? okoks.. quit being lame..

now i post so pix of ours durin graduation day and some durin our class outing and some candid shot.. xP